My Penguins

Some people, seem to think it’s funny, and clever, to hide, rape and torture my defenceless penguins. Many tricks have been tried, the most documented of events, was the flying penguin, which, I must admit, was very funny. When returning home one day, I was greeting by a large croud of grinning house mates, who handed a printout of the following picture.

As it turns out the picture was edited, the penguin was attatched about 3 ft outside my window, using a bit of wire. It was a joint mission, and I beleive the first of a few attempts to anger the penguin family. Talking of the family, here is a pic of all 3, all made by the one and only Claire.

There, so, now you have seen them. They are great aren’t they? Well, I like them. If you don’t, screw you :)

One nice sunny day sometime in the year 2001, the penguin was taken from my room, amazingly, whilst I was in there. It was an amazing plan, masterminded by the great and powerful Ross, but carries out by the lesser evils of Pete and Dave. For a whole day, the daddy penguin was missing, and I didn’t even notice. By the afternoon, the penguin was subtly placed back in my room without my knowledge, and as far as I knew, he had never left my room. It was only later that day, that the truth was reviled, as I was given a URL to a geocities site containing the proof, that not only had I failed to notice the absence of the penguin, but the penguin was taken on a tour, against its will, around most of Plymouth. Click here to see the full story...

Another penguin made lovingly by hand by Claire! The penguin family now consists of 4 penguins. Below is a picture of the wonderfully festive penguin.